What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?
A witch in a traffic jam!
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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!
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What happened when the baby witch was born?
It was so ugly its parents ran away from home!
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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?
A witch with a blindfold!
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What kind of music do witches play on the piano?
Hag-time!
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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
She calls the flying squad!
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Why did the witch wear yellow stockings?
Because her grey ones were at the cleaners!
